Bring Bernie home

Sailor of the Seas

Bernie's first adventure — and everything that goes with it. Order direct from Wendy and she'll sign the book for the child it's going to.

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Bernie the Bath™: Sailor of the Seas

Bernie becomes a boat and sails the Bubbly Sea, past the loofah reef and the shampoo islands, all the way to a shore made of bubbles. Bouncy four-line rhymes, made to be read aloud. Ages 2–5.

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Sailor of the Seas — Colouring Book

Every scene from the story, drawn again as big open line art. Dot-to-dots, hidden duckies and plenty of room for a three-year-old with a fat crayon.

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Bernie the Bath™ face cloth

The whole Bubbly Sea scene on a 30cm square. Small hands, small cloth, and one they'll insist on using themselves.

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Bernie the Bath™ hooded towel

130cm by 70cm of the Bubbly Sea, with a pointed hood on top. Big enough to wrap a small sailor twice over, for the moment they come out of the bath and refuse to stand still.

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Hooded towel + book bundle

Sailor of the Seas and the Bernie hooded towel together — the story, then the towel it ends in. Boxed up ready for a birthday.

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And a shelf of things that cost nothing

The star chart, the rules poster in nine designs, bath-time bingo and five more activities are free to print, forever. No catch — they're how most people meet Bernie.

See the free printables