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Meet Bernie

He is a bathtub. He has other ideas.

White enamel. Orange claw feet. Big blue eyes, rosy cheeks, and a smile that takes up most of one end. Bernie lives in a house on Pebble Hill, just past the old mill — and he dreams of adventures every single night.

Bernie the Bath™ — a white claw-foot bathtub with big blue eyes, rosy cheeks and orange claw feet
The trouble with being a bath

A bath sits still. A bath waits.

And on any ordinary Tuesday, a bath might just be the least exciting thing in the house. But Bernie knows there's more to life than sitting quietly in the bathroom.

So the first thing he ever says out loud is a complaint:

“I'm tired of sitting here all on my own, with nothing but soap and cold, hard stone.”

And then — because this is Bernie's world — something magical happens. A warm golden breeze blows in, fairy dust sparkles and swirls, and Bernie gets his wish. He becomes something new.

A boat, first. Then a bus. And there are more adventures to come.

But here's the clever part: when Bernie transforms, you don't see his orange feet any more. He completely becomes whatever the adventure calls for. His boat has its own look. His bus has its own look. Each transformation belongs to that particular story.

When Bernie is simply Bernie, though, you know him straight away — a white enamel bath with his familiar face and those unmistakable orange feet.

That's what makes Bernie special. He isn't a character who wears a different costume. He becomes the adventure.

So there's no single “costume” that represents the whole series. Bernie in his natural bath form is the Bernie we know and love. The boat, the bus and whatever comes next are all different sides of his wonderfully wild imagination.

And one thing is certain…

There's always an adventure waiting for you!

Meet the crew

More of them arrive with every adventure.

Bernie the Bath™ — a white claw-foot bathtub with a wistful face and orange claw feet

Bernie

A white claw-foot bathtub with orange feet and an enormous imagination. Wants to be something more.

Gus, a small yellow rubber duck in a sailor hat, floating in bubbles

Gus

The rubber duckie. Says little, sees everything, and hides on every single page.

The Bubble Buddies, a group of children sailing with Bernie

The Bubble Buddies

Children from all over the world join Bernie on his adventures. The Bubble Buddies may change from one book to the next, but there's always room for someone new aboard.

Clean Land, a sparkling shore made of bubbles and foam

Clean Land

A shore made of bubbles and foam, somewhere past the loofah reef. The softest place they've ever known.

The game

Where's Gus?

Gus is a small yellow rubber duck in a sailor hat, and he is on every single page of every Bernie book. Sometimes he's obvious. Sometimes he is one yellow pixel behind a shampoo bottle.

Children find him faster than adults do. This is not an accident.

Gus, a small yellow rubber duck
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